okay so I was in Lubbock for the OSU game and we went out to the piano bar afterwards to celebrate. at one point during the night most of the people in our group had left (about 1:45). i of course was closing it down. now that whole corner of the bar where the tables were was empty. they started playing Sexual Healing. I couldn't help but begin an inappropriate suggestive dance (with myself casey). of course the rest of the bar was doing the same thing so no one noticed. There happened to be a ten dollar bill on the table in front of me. Remember no one was at any of these tables. so of course i put the ten dollar in my pants and left the end sticking out to finish my dance. who wouldn't. anyways, i left the bar and the ten dollars was still there. although i did not intentionally take the ten dollars I also do not know whom it belonged to in order to return it. there were no waitresses so if it was a tip it was ill placed. if it was someone's that was sitting in that area then they left it but how could i find them? anyways, i NEVER steal anything. Heck, I found 20 bucks on the ground at Voodoo fest next to a beer tent and asked the beer guys if they would hold on to it in case someone came looking for it. there's 20 bucks donated to beer guy...
anyways, i feel terrible about the incident and so today I gave the ten bucks (yes the same bill) to the salvation army at Wal-Mart. (whose year over year is up 10% this month. God bless inflation stopping Wal-Mart) So I guess I don't really feel that much better but I think the world is realigned and you all can now go about your lives.
Plus I immediately had good luck, not that i was looking for a benefit. I saw a guy that works at Wal Mart in uptown that looks like Herman Li from Dragonforce. How awesome is that!?!?! btw my bro has my ticket for the show monday b/c I have to go out of town for work. let him know if you want it. so anyways, Herman Li, it was sweet. I always imagine Mr. Li with a huge wang flying around on a winged steed and a fiery sword defeating evil surrounded by babes. This guy was a gay checker at Wal mart but I still imagined it.
that wal-mart has the most diverse group of people. its fantastic. other than the fact that a cop has to stand in the parking lot and by the checkouts. diverse should not equal crime. but really i love going there. seeing all kinds of demographics. im talking about wal-mart a lot. maybe the name of this post should be wal-mart.
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"so anyways, Herman Li, it was sweet. I always imagine Mr. Li with a huge wang flying around on a winged steed and a fiery sword defeating evil surrounded by babes. This guy was a gay checker at Wal mart but I still imagined it."
precisely what the blogosphere has been waiting for.
Yes, I agree this stream of consciousness post is a great thing ;) It's changing the interwebs!
Now we just need a post about the global warming hype and we will be set.
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