So I asked William if I could ask him 20 questions at about 8:15 tonight. He usually goes to bed around 9 and I had to study so it was my secret way of getting him to stay up. The account goes something like this.
"William can I ask you 20 questions?"
William says, "Why?"
"Question 19, how many questions do I have left?"
William says, "18"
"You must be a math teacher"
And then he went to bed. So as he was leaving he said email them to him. Of course I thought that was crazy and remember that he only responds to my serious questions with the answer, "put it in my blog". So instead I will put the questions in my blog and see if William has the guts to answer them.
18. Why do you shy away from my questions and only answer aspects of your vegetarianism through your blog?
17. When I move out do you want my chair?
16. Will you go dancing with us on Halloween?
15. Why don't you quit faking it and show us the meat you hide stashed somewhere in the house.
14. What is the next thing you will do to support your liberalism?
13. Why don't you wear tighter jeans, everyone demands it?
12. Why won't you take me to The Place with you?
11. Why won't you admit I'm your favorite roommate and quit toying with M and J?
10. If you won't get confrontational with me can we be overly agreeable about something? You pick the topic.
9. Is that your beer in the fridge? I am thirsty.
8. Is the closet really quiter?
7. Can you hear me when I go in the hallway and try to yell through the wall at you?
6. What is your favorite color?
5. Why will you not admit that Kelly Clarkson is your favorite pop artist?
4. What is it you really see in MTV?
3. Are you writing a book on this fantasy language you seem to be creating?
2. Will that book be written in the fantasy language?
1. If so how will the rest of us read it?
4 years ago
5 comments:
People are clamoring for William's answers.
Alot of synergy between WJW and Logan thinks today. Hilarious. William, please answer, I sense I am not alone knowing you the least of the Sea brothers.
Hilarious.
It's thyme (the spice) to answer.
18. Why do you shy away from my questions and only answer aspects of your vegetarianism through your blog?
Please direct that question to me on my blog.
17. When I move out do you want my chair?
Which one is your chair? And yes.
16. Will you go dancing with us on Halloween?
N-A-C!!!!!!!!!!!
15. Why don't you quit faking it and show us the meat you hide stashed somewhere in the house.
I don't have any, but can you please remove any you might have because it offends me.
14. What is the next thing you will do to support your liberalism?
I'll probably buy this t-shirt: http://www.bant-shirts.com/war-answer-t-shirtBLUE.htm
Or maybe this one: http://www.bant-shirts.com/gandhi-t-shirt.htm
13. Why don't you wear tighter jeans, everyone demands it?
I pick clothes based on the following criteria:
1st priority - comfort
2nd priority - casual and preppy
3rd priority - the demands of others
12. Why won't you take me to The Place with you?
Too much traffic. We should get our own Place. Me and Justin have Pei-Wei. Me and you can have Cosmic Cafe, that Buddhist looking place on Oak Lawn.
11. Why won't you admit I'm your favorite roommate and quit toying with M and J?
I hate both Michael and Justin, so it's not much of a contest.
10. If you won't get confrontational with me can we be overly agreeable about something? You pick the topic.
I think we can both agree that climate change is legitimate, manmade, and must be stopped at all costs regardless of the short-term effects on our economy. Right?
9. Is that your beer in the fridge? I am thirsty.
No.
8. Is the closet really quiter?
When I turn my secret noise blocking fan on, yes.
7. Can you hear me when I go in the hallway and try to yell through the wall at you?
Grut?
6. What is your favorite color?
Grellow.
5. Why will you not admit that Kelly Clarkson is your favorite pop artist?
She is. How have you not heard my cover of "My Life Would Suck Without You"? Terrible friend/roommate.
4. What is it you really see in MTV?
Edutainment.
3. Are you writing a book on this fantasy language you seem to be creating?
No, I'm just translating the New Testament into it.
2. Will that book be written in the fantasy language?
n/a
1. If so how will the rest of us read it?
What? Everyone understands the language except for you.
this is so so funny
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